How Is 2pac still relevant?
We ain’t ready to see a black president.
16 or so years have passed since 2pac recorded, arguably, his most famous lyric.
Three years have passed since Barack Obama took his seat in the Oval Office.
And, eight years have passed since the frequency of 2pac jams in my CD player’s rotation reached its peak.
Something’s changed.
Well, I’ve changed, of course. In age. In tastes (clothes that fit!). In location. In looks (more dashing now, I presume). My affinity for hip hop, however, has remained steadfast. Through the decline of gangster rap, the rise and fall of the third coast’s southernplayalisticadillacmuzik, and the emergence of emo/nerd rap (Kanye, Drake, Cudi, and Childish Gambino are making cameos in my mind), I’ve maintained my interest in thoughtful lyricism, braggadocio, and grandiose instrumentalism.
Only now, instead of Me Against the World, it’s My Beautfiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. Instead of All Eyez on Me, Watch the Throne.
So, what gives?
The answer starts with my relatively shallow embedding in hip hop culture: white, Coloradan, soft-spoken. As a naturally frustrated teenager dealing with growing-uppityness, I somehow found the angry-yet-intellectual diatribes of 2pac relatable. And cool. Yes, this was quite ridiculous. The breadth and depth of 2pac’s inner and outer struggles and his reflective music are far more expansive than I could ever imagine. Like I said: a shallow embedding.
Ultimately then, as I’ve matured, my ability to find solace in 2pac’s music has faded. Surely his message is as profoundly relevant as ever in many sections of society that I’m not a part of.
But something has certainly shifted. As if the election and existing leadership of Obama somehow discredited 2pac’s wisdom and foresight. He was wrong. We were ready.
Which begs the question of readiness. What is it? What determines cultural readiness?
Racism is alive and well. Political posturing and partisan pandering are stronger than ever. Some things haven’t changed.
Being ready, then, is a myth. As a country, as cultures, as individuals, proclaiming unreadiness is an excuse for fear, confusion, and a lack of understanding. We’re always ready. We may not realize it, but accomplishing readiness is not an end but a mean. We become ready by becoming ready. It’s less about preparation and progress and more about a divine spark, an unforeseen shift in the plate tectonics of our paradigms and worldviews. And then, like a thief in the night, walls crumble and we grow — almost instantaneously.
Immediately when Barack Obama took that oath, 2pac became less relevant, which is a great thing, a noble occurrence. 2pac would probably welcome being wrong; his role as a firebrand paved the way to 1600 Pennsylvania. We were ready.
Are we ready to acknowledge our first black president as successful? As worthy of a place at the table of great presidents? As more than just an experiment? Are we ready to uncross our fingers?
What would 2pac say?
What are the #ThinnestSportsBooks?
The Secret to My Success by Ryan Leaf
Hall of Fame Speech (Full Text) by Pete Rose
From College Park to Boston: My Journey to the NBA by Len Bias
The Thinking Man’s Guide to Playing Baseball by Jose Canseco
Slava (Translated into English as Fame) by Darko Milicic
Self-Awareness by Lebron James
Self-Awareness by Carmelo Anthony
Awareness by Metta World Peace
Behind the Lens: Amateur Photography with Brett Favre by Brett Favre
Contar: Counting Correctly in Spanish by Chad Ochocinco
Memories by Roger Clemens
Patience by Bart Scott
Why did I just buy “I Will Always Love You”?
It was 69¢.
And because it was the cool thing to do. A trendy way to posthumously pay my personal respects to Whitney — via providing her estate with two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and four pennies (but it’ll likely just throw out the pennies because they’re worthless anyway).
But seriously, why did I do this?
Whitney Houston means less to me personally than, say, the guy at California Tortilla who rings me up for my turkey chili like a boss.
No disrespect.
We just never had a thing.
I’m familiar with her work. Kind of.
I’m familiar with her story — discovery, success, drugs, downfall, death.
And I do, honestly, feel a certain sadness — both for the years-long buildup and her ostensibly redemptionless demise.
But she wasn’t someone I ever related to or drew inspiration from.
I’m also a white dude from suburban Colorado who has never romantically loved a lady for more than, like, two or three seconds. I can’t even fathom “always” (unless we’re talking about the fictional April Ludgate…then I can say that’s been going on for three years now).
But best believe I still bought that jam on iTunes as I watched the Grammy Awards. And it’s a helluva song. Even I admit that. She had some pipes.
So…in the end…I guess it’s my way of coalescing with those who are mourning. Honoring the microscopic sliver of influence she had on on me — on some level. Lighting my little match on her torch of a legacy.
However, if the song was going for $1.29 or even 99¢, I doubt I would have bought it. Just sayin.
More Michael?
Yes.
I’m so baffled by his current form. By the incongruity with MJ now versus MJ then.
Then: Michael Jordan was basketball incarnate. The greatest. Of. All. Time. Not only that, he was an ostensibly loving husband, father, baseball player, and cartoon/live-action hybrid movie star.
Now: He seems so different. So estranged.
Is this a fair judgment on my part? No. I don’t know anything about Mike except what I’ve consumed from the platter of media offerings.
When did Michael Jordan become uncool?
That was the day His Airness dotted the last exclamation point, the final punctuation mark of his magnificent basketball playing career — via his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame. That evening, Mike segued into the next period of his life with a highfalutin, painfully revealing monologue that left us all baffled…but not surprised.
So…this really is who he really is.
From that point forward, Michael Jeffrey Jordan morphed into a pop culture caricature, a punchline. A weirdo. Just like Mike. Tyson. Jackson. Now Jordan. Take your pick.
Chalk it up to his residual hyper-hyper-competitiveness, his gaping hole of a soul without superstardom, or his inability to find worth beyond the Jumpman, the sextuple rings, the fading “Michael Jordan of [insert thing here]” catchphrase — no matter how we, as a culture, define him, the guy is bizarre. And probably always has been. But we no longer have his hoops brilliance to overshadow his profound strangeness.
Alas, MJ circa 2012 is an awkward string of ironies:
Sadly, MJ’s lack of character development post-(final)retirement — desperately clinging to the NBA and competition like a guardian teddy bear — has cost him his throne. Not in money. Nor publicity. But as a role model. As a public figure whom we can emulate to live a good and decent and successful life.
Suffice to say, kids…don’t be like Mike.
Why was Blake Griffin’s dunk merely “Meh”?
A 90-year-old geriatric grandma could launch an undefended granny shot from inside the free throw line (yes, Grandmama Larry Johnson would likely be in the stands), and, even if it’s a knuckleball that cheek-pecks off the glass and falls in, it’s worth precisely — precisely — as many points as that dunk.
And, yes, the foul made it a +1. But the dunk itself, +2.
Taking everything away from Blake, the level of post-throwdown hype he received was unmerited. From Mike & Mike to (almost literally) countless nobodies on Twitter, the whole free world stopped for a moment — as if Blake’s two-point shot tilted the Earth on its axis.
Fact: He vaulted extraordinarily high, absorbed a sudden impact, and still managed to fill the cup (as Mark Jackson might say). Unfortunately, Blake finished more like Dwight Howard than Vince Carter. It was, as Kevin Durant eloquently stated, “a layup.” A phenomenally forceful layup, but a layup nonetheless.
Count it: Two (okay, three) points on the scoreboard. Let’s move on.
Which means, LeBron, that your humblebrag was errant. You still sit atop the 2011(ish)-2012 dunk of the year standings. Sorry, bro.
And, can we please give Kendrick Perkins proper respect? He’s no goat — also no G.O.A.T. But Blake made a great cut, CP3 a nice feed, and K-Perk never had a chance. Yet, he still slid over in the paint and tried to make a near-impossible defensive stop, rather than allowing Blake to rattle the rim unimpeded. So un-NBA like of Kendrick — to make an attempt on the defensive end of the floor.
Already alluding to greater feats of dunking courage, I’ve compiled a list of more blistering jams — with barely thinking at all.
1. Vince Carter @ the Olympic Games - Hurdling a 7-Footer? Check. Rattling the rim? Check.
2. J.R. Rider’s East Bay Funk Dunk - Between the legs before anyone else did it. Psh, hipster.
3. J.R. Smith circa 2011 - This. This. And this.
4. Candace Parker - OOOOOOH SNAP. From the dashed half-circle.
What's the Meaning of Life?
- Me: What's the meaning of life?
- Me: Dunno.
- Me: No, seriously. You're insightful. What's the meaning of life?
- Me: Hmmmm...72% Sports. 17% Jokes. 6% Video Games. 3% Music. 2% Love or whatever.
- [Insert pie chart graphic here]
- [Actually, nevermind. You can probably picture the relative proportions fairly accurately in your head.]
- Me: Ok. Cool.